Frozy and the Alien Diary

I found this from the pages of an alien, who paid me a visit from future. I stole it from his diary when he was practicing Yoga.

The Plague Symptoms: The most famous is swollen lymph glands.  Other symptoms include spots on the surface that are red at first and then turn black, heavy breathing, continuous blood vomiting, aching limbs and terrible pain usually caused by the actual decaying of the skin while the infected person is still alive.

This is not the description of the bacterial infection called plague. It’s the description of an infection that planet Earth had, caused by the despicable low lives called Humans. (Earth is a dead planet that we use now as waste dump. It is located in the defunct Solar system)

The way humans used their parent body (Earth) and killed it slowly without a care can only be replicated by a virus or bacteria. The scariest thing was humans’ ability to adapt and evolve. It moved on when one part of Earth was dead. Searching for new pastures to kill. till the whole body was dead and rotting and cannot support life anymore. Then they searched for a new place to infect. Another planet perhaps. But we, Frozniktonians have to thank our Froz-ma-taz Gods that they didn’t succeed. Else entire universe would have been in great peril.

There have been some antidotes to this human disease. But humans were too adaptive to them. It devised various artificial antigens to fight off these natural elimination processes that earth used on humans. It also had the capacity to use Earth’s resources and turn it against Earth itself. This has not been witnessed by any other infections in the universe.

One remarkable feature of this species is that, even though it was all the same from one to another, it believed they greatly differed from each other. They even believed (inaccurately) that they had a mind of their own which only an advanced species exhibits. Its communication system was excellent which helped them to invade the whole planet in a very short time. It had a very short lifespan though. About 100 solar years, about 2 units of our Froznitac units of time. But they used to mate and multiply 2-5 times (on an average) in this span.

Final symptom: When death begins the victim (Earth) will get spasms.

Frozen Sun

PS: I think earth has started getting the spasms

Right now I am watching the India NZ third ODI. India started off on the arrogance of having too many runs on the board. India is now getting thrashed. We need someone like Jessee to beat the pulp out of humans. And make them realize the price to pay for being arrogant. I am going out now. Celebrate the weekend. Hope Indians and humans will wake up before it’s too late.

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